Here we go, folks. Top three. Grab hold of your gonads and let’s dive in.

03. Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina

This one’s a trifecta of disturbing: the live action footage, the results of the various plastic surgeries, and the ultimate fate of Mr. Garrison’s balls. Believe it or not, seeing Mr. Garrison as a woman really isn’t unsettling once you’ve seen what happens to Kyle and his dad. It’s an all-around festival of discomfort, and I’ve never had a funnier squirm. Watch this episode.

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06. The Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys suffer due to the idiocy of adults, Mr. Garrison really steps up his perversion a notch, we meet Mr. Slave and Lemmiwinks, and there’s a fantastic Mexican joke courtesy of The Museum of Tolerance. Parker and Stone are the humor kings. Watch this episode.

05. Cartman Joins NAMBLA

“Liar!” you cry. “You said these were your favorites that aren’t on the disturbing list, Fox!” Wait. I can explain. When I made my list of favorites, I was working off of my list of disturbing episodes. I had no idea what selections Crane was making. So, he ended up ranking high an episode that wasn’t on my list at all, but was instead one of my favorites. This is also why Good Times with Weapons (watch it!) isn’t among my favorites - it was on my disturbing list. Regardless, can you really complain about seeing this episode again? It’s a true classic. Watch this episode.